Part 4: Look! People Fighting! Where's the Alcohol?
Oh God, no. This is the one episode where I drank way too much. Don't try this at home and proceed with caution.Episode #4 - PPV: Anime Showdown - Look! People Fighting! Where's the Alcohol? (Zanzibar Ham) - (Twitch VOD)
YT version is still uploading. If you don't wanna wait you can watch the twitch version at somewhat lower quality.
IGgy IGsen posted:
Time for the next show Click here for the exact time
Next up will be our first "PPV". Of course, no one actually pays anything for it. It's just a bigger show and as a rule every title (except The Buscus) Is defended there.
Just for fun you can try and predict match outcomes here
Match #1 Co-Comm Championship Match
D the Destroyer and The Masked Man vs. Face and Kylo Ren (c)
Match #2 LP Superstar Title Match
A tree vs. Thundercat Chris Pine (c)
Match #3 - Blatant Filler!
Dr. Ham vs. Fruitsniffer
Match #4 - Kawaii Title Match (Hell-Ena In A Cell-Ena)
Nadira vs. Hell-Ena (c)
Match #5 - Bunny Championship :3 - Yer goin' down Dash!
Dash Rendar vs. The Majestic Goat-Man (c)
Match #6 - LPFWA Championship Match
Toad vs. nuffkinsVEVO (c)
Match #7 - Falls Count Anywhere double Title Match for Black's Title vs. Ultimate Gokuweight Title
Konami Kouda (c) vs. Jumpy Chan (c)
Match #0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
LPFWA vs. The Universe
This one will be voted on again.
Now let me actually talk a bit about who our very own might face.
1v1 Regular vs. Brock Lesnar is a legitimate shoot fighter and known for throwing people around a lot. As of late he became more known for doing, like, six suplexes and one F5 and then fuck-off into the sunset. But hey, it's Brock Lesnar.
1v1 Regular vs. Bailey is one of the so-called Four Horsewomen and partially responsible for the Women's Revolution in WWE. Her gimmick is she likes to smile, be wholesome and hug people.
3v3 Tornado Tag vs. Bullet Club All-Stars: The Bullet Club is one of the better known Factions in Wrestling right now. Its Founder and first leader was Prince Devitt, who became known as Finn Balor in WWE later on. He was succeeded in Leadership by AJ Styles who in turn abdicated to Kenny Omega when he left for WWE. Having these three in one team at one time is not likely to happen.
4v4 Elimination Tornado Tag vs. NJPW Great Four: In New Japan Pro Wrestling there are four major factions. First up the unaffiliated faces, for which Hiroshi Tanahashi functions as a representative. To oversimplify it, Tanahashi is NJPW's John Cena only he's universally beloved. Then there's Chaos, led by Kazuchika Okada who has multiple six star matches under his belt. Two of which he had with Kenny Omega, leader of the Bullet Club, another one of NJPW's factions. The Bullet Club, for the very most part, is composed of Gaijin i.e. foreigners to Japan. Finally, there's Los Ingobernables de Japon led by Tetsuya Naito. NJPW is very particular in its booking and the factions don't typically team up with one another.
Before the show...
Zanzibar Ham posted:
*on the phone*
*beep*
*beep*
"Oh, hello? Did I reach IGgy's office? Oh, yes, yes, it's Dr. Ham talking. Can I talk to him? Oh, uh, it's about vacation days, I was going through our contract and- oh, alright, I'll hold."
*time passes*
*more time passes, until-*
*closes phone with a sigh*
Pyroi posted:
I'M AWAKE!
Defiance Industries posted:
Just because I'm a major Hollywood celebrity and the LP Superstar Champion doesn't mean I'm too good to fight opponents like A Tree. You'd certainly think 'oh wow, that's Chris Pine, there's no way he has time to wrestle A Tree!' but actually, I love wrestling so much I'll even wrestle him. Just like you loved me in Wonder Woman, you're gonna love my second successful title defense. And this cat? He's not gonna get stuck in that tree... he's gonna chop it down.
Junpei Hyde posted:
: ...^_^
Kadorhal posted:
So, an all-mask brawl. I like it, it's appropriate. Although I gotta say, I especially like the taller guy's mask... seems familiar, somehow.
Hitlers Gay Secret posted:
This is going to be my moment; the moment I show the world that I truly am da best.
VolticSurge posted:
I've got a few I can use. They include:
1."It's not about why. It's about knowing." a line I still don't understand honestly.
2."I want to be a normal girl *awkward pause* with normal knees"
3.*shudder* This is a quote from Taiyang, AKA THE WORST FATHER (FICTIONAL OR OTHERWISE)TO EVER EXIST: "Your Semblance is just you throwing a tantrum. Stop using it."
4."Time to claim the power that was never yours."
5. "Let's start this off...with a Yang. *Revolver Ocelot finger-guns accompanied by a wink that can't be seen because mask*"
Those are the ones I have at the top of my head.
The Results...
IGgy IGsen posted:
Scene: Jeff Lyfe, some guy I picked up from the side of the road hosts the show and goes through the matches. Then interviews D and Masked Man.
Match #1 Co-Comm Championship Match
D the Destroyer and The Masked Man vs. Face and Kylo Ren (c)
oRa 66 take the win
Scene: Freddie Hope and Flamander enter the ring through the crowd and announce that they are gonna be the very best tag team, like no one ever was.
Match #2 LP Superstar Title Match
A tree vs. Thundercat Chris Pine (c)
When a cat-man and a tree meet and the tree falls on the cat, the tree wins
Match #3 - Blatant Filler!
Dr. Ham vs. Fruitsniffer
Ham submits to Hug Lyfe
Match #4 - Kawaii Title Match (Hell-Ena In A Cell-Ena)
Nadira vs. Hell-Ena (c)
Hell-Ena retains the Kawaii title
Scene: Jeff asks IGgy about him booking Dash for a title match and about Fred Hope and Flamander. IGgy hopes Goat-Man kills Dash and confirms that Hope and Flam have signed with LPFWA. As if there was ever any doubt.
Match #5 - Bunny Championship :3 - Yer goin' down Dash!
Dash Rendar vs. The Majestic Goat-Man (c)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffff (Dash won, fucker bled, though)
Match #6 - LPFWA Championship Match
Toad vs. nuffkinsVEVO (c)
Nuffkins proves why he's LPFWA champion and defeats Toad
Match #7 - Falls Count Anywhere double Title Match for Black's Title vs. Ultimate Gokuweight Title
Konami Kouda (c) vs. Jumpy Chan (c)
Last time jumpy-chan made a big entrance and a debut she lost immediately. This time she won!
Match #0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Team LPFWA (IGgy, Fruity, Palpy, Masked Man) vs. Team NJPW (Tanahashi, Okada, Omega, Naito
Palpy gets eliminated first... but then nothing happens for a while until all the NJPW guys submit to Hug Lyfe
Match #666 Iggy vs. Jumpy for the LPFWA Shoot Fight Title
Jujmpy as Sting vs. Iggy as Cactus Jack
.sting wins, fuck. I tried.
After the show...
VolticSurge posted: